While we were away the dog managed to chew the following items:

-a widow flip-flop (its partner never returned from a sailing trip last summer)

-an “indestructible” dog chew toy (note: indestructible, noun, see: leak-proof travel mug)

-the electric bill

-the replacement for the electric bill

-the next replacement for the electric bill

The good news?

The beast has now settled back into his routine and has not (as of this moment, anyway) found a way to get to these fritters.