Tag: kids say crazy things
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Summer Creamy Onion Soup & Harry Potter
Parenting makes you grow. It makes you love more than you thought possible. It also makes you say sentences that you never thought you’d say. “Because toothbrushes aren’t for vaginas, that’s why.” “Because I’m positive Axl Rose’s name didn’t used to be Steering Wheel Dandelion.” “Because we don’t eat chili from our hands.” And so… Read more
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Double Beet Salad with Goat Cheese & a dildo
If the day starts with the following questions all happening at the same time as everyone converges in your kitchen and it is before 7am: Contractor: You know your roof has four leaks in it, right? 9-year-old: Mom? 6-year-old: What do I do if my vagina is itchy? 9 –year-old: Mom? Mom? 4-year-old: How come… Read more